Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Podcast Christmas Rant ---> EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH WHITE SANTA


This recording happened when White Santa agreed to be interviewed by me, Mojica Fitzgerald Kennedy!

Yes! This interview is the real deal! Find out everything you wanted to know about White Santa...and much, much, more. You won't believe the revelations contained within this podcast.
A MUST LISTEN!

Exclusive Interview with White Santa Podcast - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Follow White Santa on Twitter @WickedImpulses

Follow White Santa on Twitter @WickedImpulses  

FUN CHRISTMAS FACT:
Santa Shops for Gifts at...



Sunday, December 22, 2013

Podcast Business Rant ---> THE BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE BLUES


This recording was inspired when I woke up this morning and wanted to kill myself when I remembered I have to deal with Sirius' Customer service again. For 66 minutes I try to explain why Sirius makes my fucking head explode. I would rather complain for 66 minutes than deal with one more Sirius Customer Service circle jerk where you go round and round trying to solve a problem that never gets solved. Since 2005 I have been trying to love them unconditionally and give them money easily and they just won't fucking let me. They hold my Gods, Howard Stern and Eminem hostage behind a shoddy homepage interface and flawed sales strategy. Either that or someone there works for the FCC and is doing their very best to limit the audience of these prolific patriot rebels and producers of free speech. GOD SAVE US ALL!

The Bad Customer Service Blues Podcast - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Podcast Truth Rant ---> THE JFK ASSASSINATIONS TIME MACHINE ADVENTURE

This recording was inspired by the 50th Anniversary of the Assassination of President Kennedy in Dallas, Texas...

...and the 50 MILLION webpages that say George Bush Sr. planned JFK's assassination and organized it!!! Yes. I know. WTF? Is this crazy shit true? Can this really be true? Google "bush killed jfk" and see what happens, or watch Dark Legacy on Netflix.com, or listen to this podcast and see what you think when all is said and done. The truth is out there, but can YOU handle it? Yes. Of course you can.

The JFK Assassinations Time Machine Adventure Podcast - Running time: Approx. 66 minutes


P.S. Dear listener, this comes up in the podcast:
Here is the link to the pictures I took on September 12th, 2001.


Saturday, November 16, 2013

Podcast Political Rant ---> OCCUPY WALL STREET BLOCKED ME AND OTHER HYPOCRISY

This recording happened after I realized Occupy Wall Street blocked me on Twitter.

I know. WTF? So, after the discovery of my rude ejection from the Occupy Wall Street Twitter follower list I felt the need to go on the record to say, "OCCUPY THIS BITCHES!" Find out why I think they blocked me and why they can suck it. PLUS my take on something I REALLY probably shouldn't talk about but I will anyway because that's how I roll when I think some political shade is being thrown for profit.

Occupy Wall Street Blocked Me and Other Hypocrisy Podcast - Running Time Approx. 66 minutes

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Podcast Spirit Rant ---> STAR-STUDDED HAUNTED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL


This recording happened when The Long Island Medium inspired me.

After watching every episode of the Long Island Medium on Netflix without pause I decided it was time to share with the world, my own adventures, with the spirit world. Who was the first famous spirit I connected with? Which celebrity did I inadvertently channel a beloved spirit for? Which famous and incredibly sexy spirit told me to mix politics with celebrities in my work and avoid non-believers? This podcast has all that delightfully magical drama for you, just in time for Halloween.
Enjoy.

Star-Studded Haunted Halloween Special Inspired by the Long Island Medium - Running Time 66 minutes


Monday, October 14, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> IN DEFENSE OF UNIONS, DETROIT, CHILDREN AND LATINS

This recording happened when some asshole on Twitter pissed me off.

Even when I have a cold I will take the time to say how much we need unions, how fucked over Detroit got, how weird Michael Jackson was when I met him and how misunderstood Latinos are because of imperialist propaganda that uses the media to portray them as naturally devious.

In Defense Of Unions, Detroit, Children And Latins - (with the story about the creepy things Michael Jackson did when I met him)  - Running Time 66 minutes








Sunday, September 22, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> HOW TO UN-BRAINWASH YOURSELF

This recording happened to save anyone who needs it, even my enemies.

It is still possible to save yourself from the diabolical machinations of the education system, the fashion industry and industry in general. Let me explain.

How To Un-Brainwash Yourself (with The Sound of The World Ignoring Me) - Running Time: 66 minutes


Thursday, August 22, 2013

Podcast Love-Rant ---> INSPIRED BY ANTOINETTE TUFF

This recording was made after I listened to the 911 call of Antoinette Tuff:

Why was I laughing while I heard the 911 call?
Why was I crying while I heard the 911 call?
What happens to me when I encounter lunatics with violent tendencies?
All this and not much more–except that I LOVE ANTOINETTE TUFF!
Stay cool, America!


"Podcast Love-Rant Inspired By Antoinette Tuff" Podcast: Listen Here --- Running Time: 1:00




Sunday, August 11, 2013

Podcast Idea-Rant ---> WE NEED: A PEOPLE'S REPORT ON TAXATION

This recording happened because...

There was actually a piece of good news today, then I found something to be outraged about, then I calmed down again, then I re-erupted.
Find out what kind of babysitter NOT to trust.
Demand a People's Report On Taxation after you find out what it is:
Obama breaks my heart and I feel a woman scorned is always worth a listen.

People's Report on Taxation Podcast: Listen Here --- Running Time: 1:01


Monday, July 22, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> WELCOME TO EARTH, BABY NORTH





This is not child abuse until the kid can understand English...What would you tell the baby of the most self-promoting, glamazon ever to grace Earth? How would you prepare an infant for being heir to the Throne of the Ever-present Reality TV Show Terrorists?
Well, this is what I would say:

Podcast Rant ---> Baby North has come to Earth, America will never be the same
Extended Version - Running time: Approx 9 minutes

Friday, July 5, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> HOW NOT TO KILL YOURSELF IN THE POST 911 MATRIX

This recording tackles difficult subjects with optimism because this is America.

Do you know how many veterans will commit suicide today?
Are you suffering on the ledge needing to be talked down?
This podcast is for you.


Podcast Rant --- HOW NOT TO KILL YOURSELF IN THE POST 911 MATRIX - Running Time Approx 1hr 







Sunday, June 23, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> HOW TO LOSE 60 LBS. - COMBAT AMERICAN OBESITY WITH THE DEVIOUS DIET

You can lose 60 lbs without throwing up from annoying celebrities who make crappy shows that contaminate society. It's easy!

Find out how!

I am living proof that the most fun and rebellious way to lose weight works!

Lose Weight The New-Fashioned Way Podcast ---- Running time: 59:52


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Podcaste Rant ---> WHY YOUR PAYCHECK IS POLITICAL IN 18 SECONDS





Listen, I am just trying to save the world and that means YOU need to ask for a raise–unless you are a member of the 1%... if so, you don't need a raise. Just stop it already!

Hear it now --> Why Your Paycheck Is Political - Running Time 18 seconds




Thursday, May 23, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> DEAR GWENYTH PALTROW AND RIHANNA - SEX, FORGIVENESS, JEALOUSY AND LOVE.






When I draw I talk to myself, this is what I said about something Gwenyth Paltrow said I also said what needs to be said to Rihanna and all young girls who date assholes who hit them.

Hear it now --> Dear Gwenyth Paltrow and Rihanna - Running Time 6:50

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Podcast Review ---> HENRY ROLLINS RADIO SHOW




Hear a review of Henry Rollins' Radio Show on KCRW because I love Internet Radio but only if it's awesome.

Hear it now --> Podcast Review of Henry Rollins Radio Show - Running Time 2:58


ALSO: Check out Henry's Radio Show on KCRW for yourself right here:
Hear it now -->  http://www.kcrw.com/music/henryrollins

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Podcast Love-Rant ---> OPRAH! IT'S ME, YOUR JOAN OF ARC






America is great because anyone can buy a microphone and use the Internet to talk to people who will never hear them.

Enjoy the show.

Hear it now --> Oprah! I am Having Vsions Podcast - Running time 6:22


Friday, April 5, 2013

Podcast Rant ---> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YET FASHIONABLE





Someone has to take a stand against fashion industry's fascist war against feminism so I will put myself in their catty crosshairs for you. You're welcome.

Hear it now --> The World According To Anna WIntour According To Yvonne Mojica Podcast - Running Time 4:19