Sunday, February 1, 2015

PODCAST RANT ---> GOT CLASSIFIED?


http://www.yvonnemojica.com/MP3s/YvonneMojicaFitzgeraldKennedyClassified.mp3
This recording happened when I decided that there is no more beautiful sound in the world than a whistleblower.

In this podcast you will hear my head explode after I finish reading Classified Woman by Sibel Edmonds. Will your head explode too? Also: was the Charlie Hebdo massacre a false flag attack? Hmmmmm... what do you think? Who is to blame for all of our problems and why? All this and more...

Check it out!
Podcast Classified Rant - WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Or go somewhere else.
Here are some recommendations:

ClassifiedWoman.com

Sibel Edmond's Boiling Frogs Post

Corbett Report

Susan Lindauer

Architechts & Engineers for 911 Truth

Loose Change

Pearl Harbor

Hell

*FOOTNOTE LINK ---> Here is a link to the other podcast I mention in this podcast:
Why Woody Allen Is A Vile, Reprehnsible, Monster - RANT66 Episode 20

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

PODCAST RANT ---> 2014 YEAR OF THE BUTT



This recording happened when I heard that the media declared 2014 The Year of the Butt.

Yes. The stewards of the first amendment have lost their muther fucking minds. #Fukushima Yes, journalism is dead. #Fukushima Yes, butts have taken over. #Fukushima Let's say goodbye to civilization as we know it.

Check it out! - or go somewhere else and download pictures of butts, it's up to you:

Podcast Butt Rant - THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED BY BUTTS - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes


Friday, July 25, 2014

THE ROAD TO REVOLUTIONARY HAPPINESS


This recording happened when I realized that Eminem wrote a song about ME!

In this episode, I,
Mojica Fitzgerald Kennedy
review Duck Dynasty,
watch reality shows,
roll over Donald Sterling,
speed through the mid-east,
take over the post office,
while redesigning money
in a cyberconfessional
on top of a soapbox
covered in four letter words.

Check it out! Listen here:

Podcast Postal Rant - THE ROAD TO REVOLUTIONARY HAPPINESS - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes





Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Podcast Peace Rant ---> SANTA BARBARA SHOOTER, BILL & HILLARY, AND GARDENING IN THE WAR ROOM


This recording happened when I realized I am the only one who knows what to say to stop all the mass shootings

Listen up, I was put on this Earth to help people, lunatics and other depressed, dangerous, violent types focus on channeling their anger and pulling out their positivity to get right with the universe.

Click here if you need that kind of thing.

Plus find out if the new Bill Clinton psychological biography by John Gartner is worth reading (of course it is, now find out why!)

And discover the joys of gardening, even if you don't know what the hell you are doing.

All this and MORE, MORE, MORE! Enjoy the show.

Podcast Peace Rant - SANTA BARBARA SHOOTER, BILL & HILLARY, AND GARDENING IN THE WAR ROOM - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes






Monday, February 17, 2014

Podcast Random Rant ---> PEACE AND WAR IN THAT ORDER


This recording happened when I realized it is almost March and I haven't done a single podcast this year.

It is time to take a stand... for peace... and against pedophilia!

...Actually it WAS time to take a stand, like months ago...I'm just getting to it.  SO Sorry, I have been having a life, and having a life has been getting in the way of talking to myself on the internet.

Podcast Random Rant - PEACE AND WAR IN THAT ORDER - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Podcast Christmas Rant ---> EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH WHITE SANTA


This recording happened when White Santa agreed to be interviewed by me, Mojica Fitzgerald Kennedy!

Yes! This interview is the real deal! Find out everything you wanted to know about White Santa...and much, much, more. You won't believe the revelations contained within this podcast.
A MUST LISTEN!

Exclusive Interview with White Santa Podcast - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Follow White Santa on Twitter @WickedImpulses

Follow White Santa on Twitter @WickedImpulses  

FUN CHRISTMAS FACT:
Santa Shops for Gifts at...



Sunday, December 22, 2013

Podcast Business Rant ---> THE BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE BLUES


This recording was inspired when I woke up this morning and wanted to kill myself when I remembered I have to deal with Sirius' Customer service again. For 66 minutes I try to explain why Sirius makes my fucking head explode. I would rather complain for 66 minutes than deal with one more Sirius Customer Service circle jerk where you go round and round trying to solve a problem that never gets solved. Since 2005 I have been trying to love them unconditionally and give them money easily and they just won't fucking let me. They hold my Gods, Howard Stern and Eminem hostage behind a shoddy homepage interface and flawed sales strategy. Either that or someone there works for the FCC and is doing their very best to limit the audience of these prolific patriot rebels and producers of free speech. GOD SAVE US ALL!

The Bad Customer Service Blues Podcast - Running Time: Approx. 66 minutes

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Podcast Truth Rant ---> THE JFK ASSASSINATIONS TIME MACHINE ADVENTURE

This recording was inspired by the 50th Anniversary of the Assassination of President Kennedy in Dallas, Texas...

...and the 50 MILLION webpages that say George Bush Sr. planned JFK's assassination and organized it!!! Yes. I know. WTF? Is this crazy shit true? Can this really be true? Google "bush killed jfk" and see what happens, or watch Dark Legacy on Netflix.com, or listen to this podcast and see what you think when all is said and done. The truth is out there, but can YOU handle it? Yes. Of course you can.

The JFK Assassinations Time Machine Adventure Podcast - Running time: Approx. 66 minutes


P.S. Dear listener, this comes up in the podcast:
Here is the link to the pictures I took on September 12th, 2001.


Saturday, November 16, 2013

Podcast Political Rant ---> OCCUPY WALL STREET BLOCKED ME AND OTHER HYPOCRISY

This recording happened after I realized Occupy Wall Street blocked me on Twitter.

I know. WTF? So, after the discovery of my rude ejection from the Occupy Wall Street Twitter follower list I felt the need to go on the record to say, "OCCUPY THIS BITCHES!" Find out why I think they blocked me and why they can suck it. PLUS my take on something I REALLY probably shouldn't talk about but I will anyway because that's how I roll when I think some political shade is being thrown for profit.

Occupy Wall Street Blocked Me and Other Hypocrisy Podcast - Running Time Approx. 66 minutes